Judges. O fearless defenders of justice, I bow before your judicial erudition and knowledge! You selflessly carry out the arduous functions of law and order daily without regard for anything but justice. Yes, o noble judges! You place yourselves above us rabble and hand out judgements on our lives like gods on earth! With a brief monologue of your monotonous voices and a quick stroke of your hand you condemn or reprieve, imprison or execute. Like the emperors of Rome, you decide with little physical effort, and just as little time: thumbs up or thumbs down. Years of prison or the sweet air of freedom. The gallows or the continued grind of life. Someone as admiring of your noble profession as I can only but wonder: where does your omnipotence and god-like ability to judge come from? Perhaps from the various costumes you clothe yourself in to fulfil the rigorous demands of your noble occupation? Or perhaps from the variety of papers you study which dictate right and wrong?

I can’t go on, seriously. Fuck judges.

I honestly don’t know how anyone can respect these criminals. In every trial which takes place, I see one thing very clearly: that the judges and the defendants are in the wrong places. Those who believe they have the right, or the moral authority, to condemn another human being to life or death, or death while living, can be called only one thing: criminals. Do you realize how much blood judges have on their hands? The ultimate irony must be when a judge presides over the trial of someone accused of torture, since judges make it their lives work to torture obscene amounts of their fellow humans in the name of “justice.” For what is torture if not years spent rotting away in prison? Even animals understand that to be caged up against their will is something very much like death.

No one should ever respect any one of these disgusting vermin who make it their responsibility to condemn their fellow human beings to death while living. Not to mention those who sentence people to death. When they do this, sentence someone to death, they are doing nothing more and nothing less than murdering someone. And why do they do all of this disgusting work? To what end, and for whom? For the people, the masses? Of course not. For the sake of justice and rule of law? No. They do it for a very simple reason: to keep the ruling classes in control. To carry out the repression of the state, to make sure that us rabble stay in our “correct” places.

If I have no food to eat, or decide that I don’t want work inhuman hours at an exhausting job just to be able to put food in my mouth, no more no less, and decide to break the number one commandment of capitalist society (private property) and steal, rob, burgle, should my actions be ruled just or unjust by a man who is a representative and faithful member of the class which has sought nothing else except to grind me into submission and defeat? NO! The “thieves,” the supposed criminals in a capitalist society, should be the ones to decide the fate of the judges, the soulless sycophants of the state and of capital.

Should the person who has been brutalized from their very birth by the conditions imposed upon them by the oppressive ruling classes be judged as to the righteousness or unjustness of their taking another person’s life? NO! What right could these disgusting ruling class lackeys possibly have to decide what punishment should be given to someone who has taken a life, when their VOCATION is to kill, to steal years off a person’s life? When the class to which they belong and which they work exclusively for, only sustains itself by consuming the blood of their fellow humankind?

And don’t tell me the bullshit argument that judges are impartial, and however flawed, they are working to implement justice. This same argument is used to defend pigs, and are we now to defend and support pigs because like judges they claim to be serving the people when they are in reality agents of the state and of capital, and solely defend the interests of the state and of capital? In reality, the conception of “justice” which judges really stand behind is simple: whatever benefits and serves the interests of the state and of capital is “just,” anything which goes against the interests of the state or of capital is a “crime” which will be prosecuted. The second a judge assumes his office, he becomes an enemy of the people, a criminal in the truest sense. These callous state murders, no matter whether they label themselves “reformists” or any other false and misleading title, they deserve nothing less than to be hauled out into the street by the masses of the people who they have devoted their lives to oppress, and be strung up from the nearest lamp post.